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Mr., I'm sure we can work something out.
I mean, you seem to be a reasonable,

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rational... ...cheery kind of guy.

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Sir? Sir, it's the Library of Congress
for you.

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Hi, Harry Stone.

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Yeah, he is threatening to burn an
original draft of the Constitution.

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No, I can't just wait him out. I got a
bailiff running around the building

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delirious and insulin -shocked.

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Yes, I know that I'm overdue returning
the Nixon tape.

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Sir, go on the sports scene, Roz, for at
least an hour. Your Honor, if we don't

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get the Constitution away from that nut,
a multi -million dollar TV special goes

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right down the drain.

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Judge, if I don't treat Roz within a
half hour, she could go into a coma.

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Harry, you like this tie?

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Hey, what about me?

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I'll get to you in a minute, sir. You
guys make sure security has sealed off

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building. You tell your people that
we're working on it, but these things

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time. Doctor, we're doing everything we
can to find Roz. Please be ready when we

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do. Dan, silks are out this season. Go
with a nice snubby wool.

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Sir, sir, look what I found in the
basement to help us find Roz. Great,

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-talkies. Now we can split up and tell
each other where we've looked.

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Why didn't I think of that?

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What was your idea, Bull?

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I was going to set the box on fire and
smoke her out.

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Oh,

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there's no batteries.

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Hold on a second. Double A?

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Well, sue me for having a personal life.

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No sign of Rod.

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Well, keep looking, Mac.

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Harry, you didn't say it.

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10 -4, Roger. We'll call over now.

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That is just so damn cute.

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Hey, now listen here.

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I've been waiting a long time to be
heard.

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Uh, right, right. I'm sorry, Mr., uh...
What's your name?

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Sherman. Nesbitt Sherman.

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But you can call me Dr.

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Flame.

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The man with the power to obliterate 200
years of this country's history.

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Listen, you have my formal apology for
having taken so long. Okay, now, what

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exactly are your demands?

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Well, first... Someone spotted Ross down
by the morgue. Did they catch her? No,

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she barricaded the door with half a
youth car salesman and slipped back into

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hallway.

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Sorry about the interruption. It won't
happen again. You were saying?

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Oh, my God! Are you crazy?

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You fired the producer just like that
for something that was totally not his

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fault? But he was my mentor, my idol.

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You want me to produce the show?

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Great move, sir. The guy was a pinhead.

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The network made me the boss.

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The numero uno enchilada.

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You are in charge of a live coast -to
-coast national network television

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special? But you're a shallow, snot
-nosed kid.

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Brandon said I was perfect.

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There won't be any show or any
constitution if you people don't start

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attention. Mr. Sherman, we're doing the
best we can.

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Harry? Yeah, Bo?

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I'm finding Roz.

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I'm going.

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Bo, I didn't quite copy that. Could you
speak louder?

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like she belongs on your leash.

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Jealous?

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You are really asking for it. I'm
willing to beg for it.

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Just keep looking, huh? Oh, Judas
Priest, we've looked everywhere. Why

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she stay in one place?

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Well, she must be extremely disoriented.

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The effect of a very low blood sugar
level is a lot like when you have too

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to drink.

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You mean all of a sudden I become
irresistibly dashing and sexy?

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Although, wait, that's when you have too
much to drink.

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Tell you what, why don't you go get
tanked up, come back around 11 .30?

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Get this straight, Fielding.

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I don't like you.

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You're nauseating, your hair looks
stupid, and you smell like Vaseline.

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Frankly, an evening with you would be
about as much fun as draining a prostate

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infection.

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I guarantee it.

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foreplay?

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Sorry,

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ma 'am. I was looking for a thick lady.

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Please climb down and go on about your
daily business.

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Sir, I was wondering if you've seen a
woman wandering the halls.

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Her name's Rod.

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She's black, around 30, about this tall.

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missing for over an hour.

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We're worried because she's not really
rational and there's no telling what she

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could do.

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So I can see her. Will you please let us
know?

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Ms.

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Sullivan, you find anything down in the
holding cell?

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my undivided... Sir!

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Sir! The elevators are out again.

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What, we're supposed to look for Rod
using the stairs? This is a 27 -story

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building. And me without my odor eaters.

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Look, Judge, I don't want to be a
nudgenik, but you've only got 10 minutes

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before the president gets here.

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The president?

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As in the guy who sleeps with a woman he
calls Mommy?

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He's leading the Pledge of Allegiance
with the Solid Gold Dancers.

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I can't believe you got the president of
the United States to be in that show.

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Hey, it was the best we could do on
short notice.

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Tony Orlando canceled.

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I'm exhausted.

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Yeah, maybe we should lie down for a
minute.

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Pull it right there, doctor. Maybe you
don't like the way I try to break the

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tension here, but don't tell me I don't
care about Roz.

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Because I do.

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Deeply.

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I'm sorry, Dan. I didn't know.

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Yeah, well, there's lots of things you
don't know about me.

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For instance, my mouth can generate a
suction of over 800 pounds per second.

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Hey, what are you guys doing up here?

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But then again, what the hell am I doing
up here?

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on with Ross.

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Let's just say the forecast calls for a
widely scattered bailiff.

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If we can get her down off that wall, I
can stabilize her with an injection of

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glucagon, but we don't have much time.

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Matt called the rescue team. They said
not to do anything that would upset her.

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That's right.

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Otherwise, it's one small step for Ross,
one giant splat for Manny.

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Wouldn't you like to straddle something
down here where it's safe?

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My life is nothing but a faster and
piler doggy donut.

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Sir, why don't you let me talk to her? I
think she'll listen to me.

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Roz, I know it's terrible to find out
you've got diabetes, but...

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No matter how tough things get, no
matter how many times things beat you

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you just gotta stop and think for a
second that life really is worth living.

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You know, from this angle, your head
looks like a toilet brush.

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Harry, this is Mac.

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You better come down here right away and
talk to Mr. Sherman.

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Mac, I just walked up ten floors. What
the hell's so important that he can't

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wait two minutes?

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They're killing somebody downstairs.

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You don't want to miss that, do you,
babe?

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How about that? From this height, a gob
of spit can dent the roof of a car.

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All right, this is my final warning.

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Everybody step back or I'll flick my
bit.

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Sir, there's a basic equation here
you're not getting.

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Sir. It's the Secret Service. They want
to blow Sherman away. What should we do?

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Sir,

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come on. There's no time to screw
around. Come on.

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Excuse me, folks. This is Judge Stone.

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Give me a minute.

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I think I can talk to him.

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Your Honor, I've had a lot of experience
with hostage situations.

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I think our best bet is to shut off the
air conditioning, not let him have any

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food, then wait for negotiations to
break down and shoot him.

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I want someone to listen to me already.

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Okay, Mr. Sherman, I am listening to
you. Judge Stone!

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It's the president. He's calling from
our TV truck downstairs.

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I gotta take this.

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Hi, Mr. President.

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Judge Harry Stone.

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Well, I know the show must go on, sir.

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But I think I can resolve all this just
by talking to the guy.

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Too risky.

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I think our only prudent course is open
gunplay. Listen, fathead, the one thing

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we don't need is having a trigger -happy
lunatic in charge.

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I know, Mr. President, I wasn't talking
to you.

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Yes, I'm sure you do get that sort of
thing all the time.

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It's your technical director.

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Yeah.

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Larry, he's the president. If he wants
to play with the knobs, let him.

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What?

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Red alert, men.

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Possible threat to the president.

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They're reporting some horrible behemoth
scaling the wall of this building.

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Call in the chopper.

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I don't... Hold on, please. I've got to
call in the other line.

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Do you mind? It's personal.

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Come on, people!

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Let's mambo!

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I hope when I go, it's with as much
dignity.

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you with his hands

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look

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you

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gotta get downstairs I'm afraid
something's gonna happen to that Sherman

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what makes you say that

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if you get your lazy butt out of that
swivel chair once in a while.

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Buzz,

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please come down from there. Why are you
doing this?

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Do you know what my most favorite thing
in the whole world is?

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Yes, nude harness racing.

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No. It's something I can't ever do
again.

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Getting up at three...

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Don't eat him either.

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See, when I was growing up, my father
worked a swing shift.

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I almost never saw him.

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But once in a while, he'd come home at 3
in the morning and wake me up without

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telling Mom and take me in the kitchen
and make me an ice cream cone.

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I'll never forget.

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Sitting there on Papa's lap, wrapped up
in a blanket, feeling warm

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and safe and loved.

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This is it. She's starting to black out.
She needs an injection right now.

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Mocha fudge?

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I'm up here getting frozen jujubees over
mocha fudge?

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That's not it, Dan. It's the connection
with her father.

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That's why she's so upset now.

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sense. Makes some sense. She's willing
to turn herself into a crater over ice

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cream and you're telling me it makes
sense?

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Give me this.

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Dan, you can't. It's dangerous. She's
out of her mind. She could hurt you.

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How do I use this?

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You have to stick it in her buttocks.

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Dan Fielding, up close and personal.

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There. Rather.

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Behind your back.

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New Jersey.

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Back off, Dan.

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Roz, listen to me.

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You need to take this or you'll die.

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No, you're the one who's going to die.

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Roz, listen, I know why you're lashing
out.

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You may think you're hurting me, but in
reality, you're just hurting yourself.

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Touch me again, and I'll kick you where
it hurts. Oh, my God, she's gonna fall

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off! Be careful!

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Aw, look at the birdie.

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Pretty birdie.

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Rosalind, you get down here right now.

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Who's that?

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It's me.

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It's Papa.

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Papa, you're home.

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Yes, baby, I'm home.

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Papa, I miss... you.

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I missed you too, sweetheart.

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Why don't you come on down? We'll sit.
We'll talk a little.

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Papa, I don't feel good.

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I know you're hurting, baby.

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But I'm here to tell you, Papa can make
it all better.

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Prompt.

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That's my girl.

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Yeah. Come on down.

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Good girl. Come over here and sit on
Papa's lap, huh?

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There.

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Can we have some ice cream?

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Sure.

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Mocha fudge?

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Two scoops.

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Papa,

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I... Hey, you're not my Papa.

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That's right.

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And this ain't no ice cream cone.

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Thank God, Dan. That was brilliant,
pretending to be her father.

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I just have one question.

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How could she have hit you like that and
not have it affect you?

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Adrenaline. What do you mean,
adrenaline?

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Adrenaline. When a person gets very
excited or frightened, their body starts

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pumping adrenaline and they can do just
about anything.

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Oh, really?

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Yes, until it wears off.

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We heard shots.

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What the hell is this?

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I was attacked and compelled to use
deadly force.

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On a mosquito?

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He was hopped up on drugs.

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I have the strength of ten mosquitoes.

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Mr. Sherman, maybe we better get to your
list of demands while you still have

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the correct number of body openings.

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All I want is 30 seconds to speak my
mind.

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And I'll release this document
completely unharmed.

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That's all you want?

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30 seconds to talk to somebody?

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Forget it, Your Honor.

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If you give this one 30 seconds, the
next one will want 35.

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Speak your mind, Mr. Sherman.

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I just wanted people to know that the
Constitution says everyone is equal.

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And if we don't agree with someone, we
should just live and let live.

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But all I ever see is hatred and
intolerance and bigotry, and it's not

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to be like that.

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Everyone in our country is a child of
this Constitution, and that makes us a

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family.

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I just want us to treat each other that
way.

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That's sick.

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Well, Judge, you held up your end of the
bargain, so here you go.

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Mr. Sherman, I can't condone your
actions, but you have given us something

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think about.

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Maybe even something to read.

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Take good care of it, Judge, will you?

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It's the stuff that dreams are made of.

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So! We saved the Constitution and we did
it without having to put 40 or 50

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rounds of hot lead into a human being.

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Yeah.

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It's going to be a long ride home for
the guys.

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Mind if I sit down?

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No, just shove a section of my face out
of the way.

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I decided not to quit my job.

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I guess I can live with diabetes after
all.

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Oh, grandiose.

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You changed your mind.

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You did.

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They told me what you did for me on the
roof.

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You saved my life.

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You were directly over my parking space.
The only thing I was saving was my

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paint job.

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Okay.

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No. We're not going to do that this
time, Dan.

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Do what?

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This stupid song and dance we always do
whenever one of us does something nice.

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It's like we can't stand to admit we're
both basically decent human beings who

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like each other. And so we put on this
infantile show of hostility.

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It's worked great so far.

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Well, not anymore.

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You know what we're going to do, Dan?

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Huh?

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You're going to sit there and let me say
thank you.

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And then...

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I'm gonna kiss you.

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You wouldn't.

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Don't worry.

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I'll make it quick.

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You're a good friend, Dan.

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And I love you.

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Thank you for saving my life.

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I saw your butt.